My brother Duncan urged that I travel to Orion, Alberta, Canada, to see a striking landscape.
He understated that entirely. It was more than striking. It was incredible!
It was apparent this was also a place favoured by rattlesnakes. I heard them, but didn’t see them.
Clearly, this must’ve been the remnants of an ancient Bacci Ball match played by the gods in ancient times. These gods must’ve fought violently by throwing the balls at each other, causing some to shatter. The balls were so eroded, the game must’ve been played deep in pre-history, by forgotten gods perhaps never to be identified.
That is my scientific opinion.
Report by Captain A.E. Sable, September, 1922